She fucked a guy right on the doorstep — it's obvious that she didn't cheat

She burst into the house and took her clothes off — how long has it been since she got laid?

I'm so tired of not getting hit on by a guy that I'm going to take the initiative myself

You called me for tea, now stand still and be patient

Are you jerking off? Don't be selfish, I'll take off my skirt and sit on my dick, we'll both come

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

Some people go to the woods for mushrooms, we go for sex away from everyone

I came to cheer up my brother, but I didn't cheer him up, I cheered up his dick

We love sex so much that even in the heat we can't keep our hands off each other

Catch a foolproof way to fuck a girl — really works

Don't give a fuck if you cum on my face, go ahead and cum a second time

I'm fucking her and she says, "Do you like me?" - I'll cum in her mouth and you'll know

I dragged him to shopping again, so at least I'll get my hands all over the fitting room mirror

You got the wrong number and called an escort instead of a cook — even better

No cash for the courier — you can always pay for delivery with a mint

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

Filmed his sister asking for dick - got the homework

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

You're masturbating and I have a boner. And I haven't fucked you yet, how come?

The girl didn't go to school, but stayed with me all day

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

You haven't had sex in six months, and your friend's girlfriend gives it to you

Since you're already lying on my dick, you can jump on it