Stop it, you're crazy, don't touch your brother's dick!

Sister, did you learn how to spread your legs so well in college?

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

The blonde can't decide what to wear on a first date

I can clean the apartment myself — I call the maids in for sex

Oh, I'm so fucking hot! Hey you, around the corner, come here, you're gonna fuck me

I'm going to strangle the baby a little bit so she doesn't scare the neighbors with her moans