"Here's the money, take your clothes off. Just keep in mind, I want to go without a condom."

Oh, I'm so fucking hot! Hey you, around the corner, come here, you're gonna fuck me

We can be fined for fucking by the roadside, let's go under the bridge

I can clean the apartment myself — I call the maids in for sex

The blonde can't decide what to wear on a first date

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert