Turns out that in order to come with a squirt, you had to fuck your ass

I'm not actually like that, but I'm ready to get laid right here for an iPhone

Of course, we are embarrassed to fuck in front of my father, but since he came out ...

She slipped her husband his own sister for fmf and admitted to being a lesbian

Oops, the maids fell asleep instead of cleaning - nothing, she'll work it off with her mouth

Why haven't I fucked my boss in the ass before - she promoted me right away 🤌

I'll jerk off in the bathroom and fuck the landlord. I'm Asian, I won't be denied

Son, you should have come inside! I hope my dad doesn't notice the sperm

The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

How nice it feels to feel sperm inside - got an orgasm right away

Don't worry, honey, we'll fuck the teacher and she'll give us a grade right away

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

Thought asian girls don't give it away right away, but this one's got her pussy exposed for a fuck

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

Brother, I won't suck your dick even for New Year's Eve, don't even talk me into it

Why are you surprised? At my school, everyone takes their exams through bed

My sister is speaking German, she needs to be gagged with her dick

Patient, don't panic, I'm going to teach you how to fuck

What did you do at work that you had to come in here and sell your ass for anal?

Finally fucked an Asian girl, I came twice - both times inside

Oh yes, sis, the New Year's gift was really "fucked up"

You should have fucked after the club, but tonight you're going to lick me, too