How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

What do you do if you lose a girl at cards? Watch her get fucked

Honey, here's the money, and I'm sorry. My traveling companion paid me for sex

The traveling companion was indignant when she saw his penis. Why be angry — take it and help

You shouldn't have sassed a stranger in a train — now you have to take your panties off

I love riding the train, I always let my fellow passengers fuck me in the cunt