What did I do? I cheated on my fiancée and filled my girlfriend's tits with semen 😱

You turned your sister on with a vibrator, but who's gonna fuck her to orgasm?

You're having trouble with a girlfriend, and I haven't had sperm here in a while

The sisters couldn't wait to compare the guys' cocks - they switched without asking

I ran out of milk and the kids needed something to feed them, so I gave it to my boss

So, fuck, you interrupted me, you're gonna see me through to the end, so

We wanted to rob the bitch Stella Cardo, and she fucked us in the fmf