What did I do? I cheated on my fiancée and filled my girlfriend's tits with semen 😱

You turned your sister on with a vibrator, but who's gonna fuck her to orgasm?

I'm not jealous of my dad's new girlfriend (but blackmailed and fucked 😎)

The guy's late, I'll fuck my friend, he's got a boner and he's on time

You ruined my date, bro! Now where do I get my dick?

Money? I'd rather suck your dick! But know that blackmailing your sister is not good

Bro, stop seducing me with dicks, my boyfriend's calling me

The sisters couldn't wait to compare the guys' cocks - they switched without asking

I ran out of milk and the kids needed something to feed them, so I gave it to my boss

She gave up cheating and fmf, just so he wouldn't ask for anal again

So, fuck, you interrupted me, you're gonna see me through to the end, so

Best friend girl turned out to be a bitch and seduced her boyfriend for sex