If I had that in my life, I'd be fucking Superman right now

How do you look your friend in the eye now? 👀 His wife came on my dick

I regretted that I seduced him because all he wanted was anal

For 150k to take a cock in your mouth in one piece? Good toastmaster, and the contests are awesome

You don't know how to roll in the gym? Learn, I've already been taught 😉 😉

Stuck in the washing machine, and my brother took advantage of the situation

Why did you take your clothes off in my car? Oh, to fuck? All right, then

He's cute 🤤 But she'd rather be doing her job than giving herself to a coach

If I'm a porn actress, do I have to suck everybody's dick? That's it, one last time

For the 1st joint the courier cums, for the 2nd joint I won't regret it, there will be anal

You can't judge her - she's a sex-student beauty, used to giving for a discount

You came in me and I got knocked up! Call your wife and tell her about the affair

Fuck me and cum on my face and then play on your Xbox

Who says it's indecent to give anal on the first date?

Plumber, what pipes, I have a leak right here, start fixing it

Scientists have proven that this exercise actually works

Fucked again, how come! We just met and he's already got a boner

Didn't find a live cucumber with the power of the earth, but found a blonde to fuck

A friend's girlfriend is an imba 🥵 You want to fuck her too, right? 😏

I didn't even ask, and she sucked and doggystyle stood up — roll some more?

The hitchhiker both sucks and fucks — I almost missed my station

Friend girl let me fuck her boyfriend and videotaped the whole thing

Girl with dreadlocks is not afraid of guards and jerks off for a guy in the store

We have weird friends, but we pretended not to see their sex