I'll fuck my wife, she won't fuck around, and I'm cool with empty balls

I've got a boner and you're naked, you can't get out without cum on your face

- What have you done? Semen inside! - Sorry, I was thinking of the Roman Empire

Fuck, my condom's ripped! What am I supposed to do with this creampie?

You were shaking from orgasm, swallow the cum so I can enjoy it as much as you did

How did I end up naked on a dick🙄 I was just asking how the skirt fit

Lick her to orgasm, and before she comes, cum inside her. It works

Cum on the ass, now put it back in - and you sure it's not a creampie?

I'm sick of jerking off, I'm gonna teach my friend how to fuck, because he's still a virgin

Oh, fuck. You pumped me full of sperm. Know that your children will be Asian

Eat sperm and sit on dick, you got to do it all on a date

You took Viagra and no girl? Fuck your sister, but first a blowjob

I watched her rubbing on my pillow, I'd rather fuck her myself

"Your place is bigger than my wife's." You should go to your neighbor more often

You've already had your dick in your mouth, now put it in there, you're sure to come

Pulled down her panties and she's leaking💦 You should have told me you wanted a dick

I'll fuck you and ask for a camshot, but while I'm in, don't count on it

Mutual jacking off is fucking great, but have you tried fucking her after the camshot?

We're fucking in the field and don't show it, or they kicked us out of our dorm for the summer

Stop! Go on, though. I've just never been fucked in the ass before

Kissed her pretty legs, she didn't come. I made up for it and fucked her with shivering

- Will you fuck me in the ass? - Of course I will! I've been waiting for you to offer

Interrupted masturbation creampie, this instead of lube - all for my beloved

Ow! I hit my pussy! Now I can only fuck through my ass