Don't be modest, suck harder, and I'll tell you how to fuck

You sucked my dick, now get your pussy in there and I'll fuck you

I'll show you squirt with a squirt, and you promise to flood me with cum

You showed your tits, now take off your panties, why are you teasing?

What a fucking great big cock slides in my pussy — I'm going to cum myself

It's a big dick, you don't have to swallow it, but I'll put it deep in your pussy

How cool is it when a friend is a nerd, you can fuck his girlfriend fmf

I owe you a candlelight romance, and you owe me home sex on camera. Okay?

Invited the cunt-licker to the hotel, because her husband doesn't lick at home at all

Baby tried to relieve her stress with pop-it, but dick helped better

I promised her that I wouldn't leak our home sex anymore... One more time

Making black and white porn where she asks for creampie over and over again

Stop sucking, get up — I can't wait to fuck your pussy

I will give a girl flowers and she will agree to record our home sex

Obviously she has done something wrong, since she meets her husband from work looking like that

We helped each other — her boobs are now without milk and I am without sperm

Honey, let's swap — you give me anal and I'll give you Mortal Kombat

Wow, what a dick! And if I suck it, will you put it in my pussy?

I just put my dick in my pussy, and you woke up. Get on top

Put little Leela on his dick to make sure the sperm got inside

Honey, I'm at work, I'm going to get a mouthful of sperm and go straight home

My sister's kind of aggressive, so I'll fuck her with my tongue and she'll lighten up

Friends don't argue over a girl — they bring her to orgasms together

It's still a week until the end of No Nut November and I'm no longer a Jedi (top view)