Here's a question! Did I fuck the chief's daughter, am I gonna get promoted or am I screwed?

Are you sure you're a driving instructor? Cause you're putting me on your dick

Sorry if I fucked you last night 🍸 Let's do it again, but with a creampie

Wow, she's seducing me with her bare tits 🤯 And my sister has a boyfriend

Sure, I'm a director and I'm gonna make you a star - fuck a 3.14 asshole

Brother got horny and talked his sister into putting the phone away for incest

Wife called at the wrong time — husband is just fucking the horny neighbor

"So, are we going to do yoga or are we going to go straight to fucking?"

I thought my wife had made a gift, but it turned out to be my wife's sister!

If you've been a good boy all year, you'll end up twice, too

You've got nice tits, Nika! Wank yourself off, then sit on your dick

She blew off her husband, but it didn't work out with the courier — he fucked the bitch without asking

Took her out into the countryside so she could get a tan, and fucked her at the same time

I'm going to cum and masturbate until I'm cumming

Gave it up on a nudist beach - extreme, it's not just to swim naked

Brother, teach me how to suck a dick, or the guy will think I'm a virgin

Why be shy? We're friends. We called you for fmf, so fuck me

I don't cheat, but I've had my tits shown and my dick sucked

Why don't we fuck by the window? Not everyone is seduced by their sister

So that's how this student beauty passes her exams - she bribes with her tits!

I squeezed the tits and determined they're the right size, I'd splurge on those 💦

I found the perfect girl - I'm playing and she's sucking under the table

She's undressed and asks what we're gonna do 😅 Obviously fuck

I won't let you go on a date because I'm jealous of my dick