I've got a date and my brother's got a boner, so I'm gonna hold on to his dick if that's what it takes

If a friend finds out about my sex game with his girlfriend, I'm dead

How can I leave if you're a virgin? Let's fuck, brother, and the husband can wait

I was sitting there naked, wanting sex, and I walked by and gave it to her

Where's the money, Lebowski? Take your clothes off, you're gonna pay for it with your pussy

I only meet couriers naked - I tip them by orgasm

Oh, I pissed in my sister 😶 I'll tell his girlfriend it was an accident

Your girlfriend's asleep - fuck me quietly, it's burning between my legs 🔥

It's taken it to the next level with my sister - now I bring her to orgasm

You want a blowjob and a rock on my chest, yes! Listen to the doctor!!!

One more second and the bitch will realize that I was peeping and jerking off on her

She went to a club, gave a lefty dude ass. You don't fuck like that at home

Honey, call me back, I'm busy. I'm watching my sister's sperm leak out

What would happen if I hit on a friend's mom? Oh, I'm fucking her already 🫣

She got caught jerking off, but good - how could she cum without a dick?

She started jerking me off while I was walking! It's dangerous, I'll stop and fuck you

I'm fucked, my husband refused to have sex with me! Fuck you then, you've got a hard-on

I can do two 😏 I have to fuck them and cum all over them

Your mom sucks dick! So suck my dick or I'm getting a divorce

Showed my ass to my neighbor 👀 Will he guess that I don't get fucked enough?

She's completely ignored 🤬 So be it, I'm still a dick to her

Hey, you stuck your dick in my pussy, and you promised not to distract me from Insta

What are you two doing in the shower? Now prove that I'm behind you

We have weird friends, but we pretended not to see their sex