My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

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I showed my underwear to a friend, he gave me a blowjob. I knew he only wanted sex

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I won't let you go on a date because I'm jealous of my dick

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A student wanted to pass his grades, but the teacher is only interested in his penis

I fell in love with a lesbian, and she always has naked friends in the house — I tolerate

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Can I take all my credits this way? I can fuck my way to orgasms and creampies

Are you sure you're a driving instructor? Cause you're putting me on your dick