"Let's not tell our brother what game we played today."

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Mortgage helps - whoosh, and the neighbor below me cums!

First fuck me and cum on my tits, then play PS

Oh, mine's not wearing panties, I get the hint, she's gonna have sex and a cumshot

Suck a dick, get a job. It only helps if I cum on my face (part 1)

She watched an anime porn and immediately wanted a dick — it's good that the guy is home

Eh, if everyone had sisters like that — came for a blowjob myself 😮

You asked me out, gave me tea, and now you can fuck me for all you're worth

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Don't break like my vibrator, take off your pants — I want my dick

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

The passerby is already ready to put in, should I turn him down because of the guy?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Sweetie, you forgot about the eggs — take them in your hand and kick them

Less than a minute? Be sure to write in the comments that you can do it longer

Don't take that sex toy, brother, or who else is going to fuck me?

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!