Honey, look into your eyes when you suck your dick, and don't forget your balls

What's there to think about — here are Airpods for you, if you agree to get laid

Eh, if everyone had sisters like that — came for a blowjob myself 😮

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!