Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Not without a blowjob, she likes to fuck her mouth with her dick — so be it

How can you not come on such a sweetheart when she wants cum so badly?

Don't break like my vibrator, take off your pants — I want my dick

The passerby is already ready to put in, should I turn him down because of the guy?

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Thanks for the blowjob, but I'm going to put my dick in your pussy all the way

Sweetie, you forgot about the eggs — take them in your hand and kick them

Less than a minute? Be sure to write in the comments that you can do it longer

She ripped her own pantyhose to get her boyfriend to her pussy faster

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!