My husband won't know I'm seducing a coworker in the toilet for a promotion, will he?

"Fuck, that's wet!" - I'm shocked I'm so wet from overexcitement

I'm a sexologist cums 💦 You can tell she's a professional

What an asshole! I was jerking off and my brother was peeping (or better yet, fucking me)

I masturbated for you! So you'd come in and I'd be horny

I had to seduce a young teacher, I had to pass the exam!

I want to fuck my wife, I want to fuck my girlfriend! So what, they're both setting themselves up

Can I take all my credits this way? I can fuck my way to orgasms and creampies

No parents — you can try something new. For example, anal

Yes, I'll take you to Sochi and a restaurant. Just spread your legs

The commission would be justified if realtors worked THAT way!

Oh, you put it in my ass? Okay, keep going, I'm gonna come too

I love her beauty, I'd fuck her in the ass, wouldn't you?

Wait, I'm wearing new stockings - too late, I ripped them and spilled my cum 😒

Shit, I'm so fucked up, out of the Friendzone and straight into alimony

Come on, don't fucking break, or I'll tell my dad about your porn sites

Couldn't pay the rent — she set up her vagina for the landlords

Yes, I did, but I'll give you pretty legs for a spanking, so don't expect more than that

And my ex is a good one - he comes and fucks me on demand

Tits out, dick in your mouth, deep in your mouth — standard slut pose

I didn't even have to talk him into it — I just showed him my huge dick

You don't even have to talk me into it now — the stepmother comes and sucks it herself

"Relax, I'm going to jerk you off with my beautiful legs."

Asked his mother to tell him a bedtime story, and she fucked him