Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

I took a dick in my mouth, but I couldn't tear myself away from the game

Hired a room in the hotel for an hour to get laid with a new girl

"Oh, you're up and breakfast isn't ready yet. How about a blowjob?"

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Pull your ass back and enjoy it, that way the long dick will fit all the way in

Eh, if everyone had sisters like that — came for a blowjob myself 😮

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Not without a blowjob, she likes to fuck her mouth with her dick — so be it

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

I didn't expect the walk to end in a fucking blowjob by the sea

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!

Students passed the exam and celebrated with passionate home sex