Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

How can you not come on such a sweetheart when she wants cum so badly?

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

The passerby is already ready to put in, should I turn him down because of the guy?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Thanks for the blowjob, but I'm going to put my dick in your pussy all the way

Sweetie, you forgot about the eggs — take them in your hand and kick them

Less than a minute? Be sure to write in the comments that you can do it longer

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one