I'm gonna start the year without sex with my sister-- I took a dump on her face, oops

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

Brother, I won't suck your dick even for New Year's Eve, don't even talk me into it

Sister, here's your money, but not for nothing - you owe me a fucking blowjob

How do you look your lover in the eye? A friend took me for a ride, so I gave it to him

I went in for a massage and she gave me a blowjob! What am I gonna tell my wife now?

I jerked you off, now let me fuck you. Ready to cum at the same time?

My roommate's a horny fucker. She has a few drinks and she gets it up

Oh, man, I came in my condom and it ripped 😱 Am I gonna be a father now?

All they want from me is orgasms! I've fucked them so much, and they don't get enough

It's not the first time I've cheated in a parking lot

It's not my fault I jerk off! Your father doesn't fuck me, and I want to orgasm

Am I some kind of joke to you, bro? I won't suck you off (will 😅)

Spying on me, I know. You better fuck me, my dad won't find out

Boss, get undressed, I want you! And I won't leave you without a smack!

Neighbor wants to relax and I'm ovulating - shall we fuck? 😏

"Believe me, sister, everyone does it!" - oops, believe it and suck a dick

I got a thing for you, sister - I'm a virgin, make a man out of me

Asking for sperm in an orderly tone, he'll get it, but only through her pussy

Oh, my God, he's pissed in me. Well, I'm gonna have a baby and I'm gonna have a baby!

Oh, you're beautiful! Are you embarrassed or are you gonna sit on your dick without a condom?

I trust my clients, I let them fuck without a condom

He hasn't fucked one more friend yet, and the other one is already begging for his dick

Spanked her and cums it's your own fault for not paying your bills