Honey, why didn't you come home from work without your panties on? — I'm so busted

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here

Don't take that sex toy, brother, or who else is going to fuck me?

You're so fucked up — you'd better shut your mouth with your dick and moan

Today our plan is not to do yoga, but to stretch our anus with a fat dick

Well done with your mouth, good for you, now get on my end

Why should I watch her masturbate? I'm gonna go over there and fuck her

Bro, I'm shocked myself, I fucked your friend and you haven't yet

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!

I would have come from a blowjob too, but she was asking for sex, so I couldn't resist