Did you lick me so much that you have to rub your dick now? Put it in already

If you've been a good boy all year, you'll end up twice, too

I'll fuck my father, he'll be happier and he won't scold me about the mess anymore

No rent money, but I can give you a blowjob! And touch my ass

Show me your tits, turn around! That's how I'm living my best life

"Hurry up and take off your pants, I want you!" — how can you say no to her?

Woke me up and asked me to suck my dick, but why the fuck would I cum inside?

You came inside me, what about me? Fine, I'll just fuck myself to orgasm

You're jerking off with some bullshit again, and your wife has no orgasm and no creampie

Ordinary sex was boring — we invited a girlfriend and tried a threesome

I'm not wearing clothes, but I don't have a dick in me. Where do we start, blowjob?

I never thought I'd hook up with my sister for sex - secretly from the girl 🤫

Yeah, I didn't get it out in time, it was her fault, she was jerking my dick off with her legs

Oh, honey, are you on your way home? Take your time, I'm still on my friend's dick

See what a boner I have! And you're in the bathroom jerking off, how can you do that?

Again I didn't restrain myself - it's not just wet pussy, it's creampie

Dude, cum in my wife too, that's a better chance of having a baby

You want an iPhone and have a boner - what to do? Clearly, s̶i̶ya̶t̶ suck on it

Seduction happened in this office - that's how she wants a bonus 💦

Tits out, dick in your mouth, deep in your mouth — standard slut pose

Eva's doing what she does best, showing her tits and sucking dick

I rent drunken beauties in a bar, not whores. It's cheaper!

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

Hey, I agreed to get laid in the car, but where are you going without a condom?