I fell for the fact that I can't fuck. He's gonna freak when I sit on his dick

Are you jerking off? Don't be selfish, I'll take off my skirt and sit on my dick, we'll both come

She watched an anime porn and immediately wanted a dick — it's good that the guy is home

You're so fucked up — you'd better shut your mouth with your dick and moan

You shouldn't be rubbing your hand, buddy, why don't you rub my pussy?

Sucking courses are good, but you need practice. Suck it, honey

When I have a boner, the bitch can't sit without a dick in her mouth

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Loly Lips let me cum in her pussy, but I didn't risk it

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

No, honey, you're not going to work dressed like that — only to fuck off

Less than a minute? Be sure to write in the comments that you can do it longer

Neighbor, what's all the fuss about? My pipes don't leak, check for yourself

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one