I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

The passerby is already ready to put in, should I turn him down because of the guy?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Why be ashamed of the neighbors, let them watch how diligently she sucks

"Oh, you're up and breakfast isn't ready yet. How about a blowjob?"