I'm gonna start the year without sex with my sister-- I took a dump on her face, oops

How did that little girl give it to me? Blackmail! Even with a sister 😉 😉

I'll lick my neighbor's ass and lick my neighbor's ass, as long as the girl doesn't find out

Why didn't I give my stepson a bigger dick and more cunnilingus?

Chief, I'll show you what I can do and let you give me a raise

Deep blowjob or creampie? Honey, you pick your own gift

That's the dick that spurted sperm into me, and I'm a friend's sister

Because he wasn't jerking off, so he got his sister while the girl was away

Yes, I'll take you to Sochi and a restaurant. Just spread your legs

Wow, he's giving me my first time! I'll give you a creampie then, okay?

She came and asked for sex - okay, and my sister came, and I threw a stick

Caught my wife cheating, I'll stay out of her way, cum on her and leave

I'm covered in sperm, brother - don't forget, you swore you'd keep it all quiet

I came inside and wished on New Year's Eve that she wouldn't get pregnant - safe 👌🏻

I offered a guy anal - he refused, and my friend fucked my ass right away

You should fuck your ex so that he comes so hard that he realizes who he's lost

Whoa, she's not wearing panties! I don't need blackmail, she'll just give it to me

Wow, my wife got me an fmf - I'm bringing a friend next year

Dude, will you fuck me in secret? I'm not a whore, I'm just a lover

Take the package, and fuck me - it's New Year's Eve, you can do anything 🎁

She let me touch her breasts, and I got carried away and came in my sister

Fuck this Olivier and presents, fuck me under the tree until I have orgasms

You wanted an orgasm for New Year's Eve, get one ✨ I'm a brother, I'm always here to help

It's like when you tell a friend you fucked his mom and you're not lying