Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

"I'm so horny, shall we fuck?" — Come on, even though it's the first time I've seen you

If I show him my tits and give him a blowjob, he'll know it's time to get laid

Your dick isn't up yet — don't be sad, so I can fuck you, suck your dick first

Will you show me your tits instead of money? Suck it, I don't do free rides

You seduced her and now she's hiding her tits 😳 Don't be modest, your dick is already in you

I'll propose 69 and then sit on my face — I come only from cunnilingus

I'm going to stand here and jerk off to my friend's sister... The main thing is not to get caught 🤫

Honey, why didn't you come home from work without your panties on? — I'm so busted

Patient, why are you lying around, at least fuck the nurse before you are discharged?

Don't look at my ass, look at my eyes... or my boobs

You didn't do your best at home, you can fuck me in the woods. What a pussy, I won't leave without an orgasm

Are you really a virgin? Okay, give me $500 and fuck me all you want 👌

You're so fucked up — you'd better shut your mouth with your dick and moan

That pixie charmed me and stole all my sperm

I came to my brother for help, and I left with a creampie — he helped as much as he could

Hey, I agreed to get laid in the car, but where are you going without a condom?

So modestly she asked me to fuck her, but I immodestly fucked her

How many times have you come? All right, one more time and I'm cumming

A friend went away, and his sister just didn't see big dicks

Husband, I'm not insinuating anything, but my friend has a better dick, let him fuck

Everything hurts after training — I'll just lie down and you fuck

Dad, look, I already took my panties off, now can you teach me how to fuck?

I just asked my wife for fmf yesterday — and here's a friend girl on my dick already