I'm going to put it inside you. And you'll lose weight! I promise you that

I don't usually cheat for a guy. 🙄 But once doesn't count, right? 🙄

My sister is masturbating right in front of me 😳 Stop it! Keep going

Is that ovulation? Why else would she have sex with her stepson 🫣

She'll give you a blowjob, she'll clean up the house, and she'll give you a facial 😏

Scramble me and I'll go - fuck faking it 🙄

I'm so brave, see? I called a whore for the first time and fucked her in the ass

Is she hinting at anal sex? 🙄 I'll think about it, and of course I'll say yes

I took his dick while he was sleeping 😴 Why, come on, cum on me!

You have a boner for my ass 😳 Apologize! And pay money for sex

I'll pull out my dick during a massage and let it be a wank or a judgment?

She's seducing me 😳 She's wet her tits and asking me to scramble her

Husband, don't open your eyes 🫣 Or you'll know I'm cheating

You know how to cunnilingus, that's for sure 🔥 I'm gonna pee my pants 🔥

My dad won't let me sleep over - anlak 🥺 What if I suck his dick? 🤔

What a fucking family 🥵 The two of them decided to fuck me

Another headline-poem 🪶 About getting semen on her face

Shut the fuck up, take the money, suck it! (I got the realtor 😈 )

What the hell is this schneine pape fa vatafa? That delivery girl peed on my pizza

I fucked my sister and came on her. Proved I'm straight 😏

He's got an Asian girl on his dick today - fucked that titty right 😈

Come on, squirt - I've fucked you in every position 💦

Got my dick out and her cums - yeah, that's how I reeducated my sister 🫣

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