I put it in her mouth, and she swallowed it, that's how strong our friendship is

I don't like to stay in debt — I'd rather just suck my dick for dinner at the cafe

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out

I told her to suck my dick and she went straight for it. I like a good understanding

It's good when the wife is a fuckin' wife - dick showed and she doesn't take offense anymore

Just met a brunette and already filled her with his sperm

Now how is she going to explain to a guy how she got semen on her face?

The master could not hang the painting, but at least he fucked the mistress well

This maid knows how to pump herself a quick pay raise

You're home from work? Get your dick out quick, I want to suck it

The whore was not ashamed of her wife and went on to suck another man's dick

That's how you should sell apartments — and the client's wife is not a hindrance

Less than a minute? Be sure to write in the comments that you can do it longer

Young lady, why are you so angry? I'll lick your pussy, that's all

Are you done? Now get on your knees and swallow again

Hey, you spilled semen on my glasses. How am I supposed to work?

Wow, you squirted! I didn't know you could do that, but would you eat the sperm?

I showed her my dick, she showed me her tits, we fucked consensually

Showing her boobs, awesome 👀 Someone's about to have their first sex 😏

And she turned me on with a blowjob and rubbed herself, so we're both ready for sex. 👌🏻

I left my boyfriend, no sex 🥺 Maybe I'll at least give the shrink a blowjob

Courier, let's make a deal. No cash, take MEN for the pizza

She came in with almost no clothes on 😏 She definitely wants me - well, I didn't say no