What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

"Husband, don't rush, I'll cum first, then you can fuck me however you want."

That orgasm was so fucking awesome that my wife forgot how to breathe

Honey, let's fuck! You don't want to? At least let me jerk off with my tits

I don't like to stay in debt — I'd rather just suck my dick for dinner at the cafe

Brother, while you're playing on the Xbox, I've already fucked all your friends

The scholarship is small, but I want a new iPhone — I had to suck it

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Gave a stranger a call, and she got on his dick in gratitude

Gave it to a guy for his birthday sis — he loved it!

Brought home a student with great natural boobs

Oh, mine's not wearing panties, I get the hint, she's gonna have sex and a cumshot

Where did you come from in torn tights, huh? Admit it, or I'll tear you

I'll take off my teacher's pants and fuck him — it's more fun to fuck

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

And there's nothing to tease and show your tits — now sit on your dick

"You think fingers are enough for me? No, I want a hard cock."

I'm not ready for beach sex, but sex BEFORE the beach is fine

Which one of us is the loser? I only enjoy being fucked

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

The delivery girl took a dick instead of a tip, because the customer was "all right."

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked