"You think fingers are enough for me? No, I want a hard cock."

What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

A trainer friend showed an exercise where they both cum at once

The delivery girl took a dick instead of a tip, because the customer was "all right."

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked