I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

And there's nothing to tease and show your tits — now sit on your dick

Honey, you've already licked me and caressed me

Which one of us is the loser? I only enjoy being fucked

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

You fuck my pussy and I'll stick my finger up my ass

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex