Honey, let's fuck! You don't want to? At least let me jerk off with my tits

Brother, while you're playing on the Xbox, I've already fucked all your friends

If you dreamt about sex, it means that soon you will definitely be fucked by someone

The delivery girl took a dick instead of a tip, because the customer was "all right."

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Finally my girlfriend woke up in a good mood