What is this, a creampie? I thought I was just fucking, but I've become a father

Takes a dick and says fuck 🥵 Wow, and that's the way to pass a grade

You jerked off in my car, you got a dick in public. Become doggystyle!

That's why girlfriends take so long to wash — they lick each other

Fuck me, darling, I didn't ditch my past for nothing to have sex with you

Caught his wife masturbating and fucked her so she wouldn't dare play around

Hach seduced a stubborn Russian girl on vacation

Oh, what have I done? I was going to give you the money for the house, but I did it again

Oh, what have I done? Fascinated by boobs and impregnated her 🙄

My friend is not yet a masseur, but he is already sticking three fingers up his clients' anuses

He put his cock up to her throat where it belongs

Son, don't say anything about this to Daddy, or I won't give you any more

Her legs cramped sweetly from the buzz — a vivid orgasm through her eyes

When I don't have time to go out with girls, I call an escort

You've cum 3 times, it's my turn to cum in you

You've got your tits on display, aren't you?

She asks me to fuck her after a flop, so I did. It's not a creampie, is it?

I ran out of milk and the kids needed something to feed them, so I gave it to my boss

This secretary didn't do anything wrong, she just has great tits

It's like she's off the chain! I've been unleashing her and she's choking on her dick

And while the lesbians are busy cunnilingus, I'll put it on the sly, too

- Honey, I'm ovulating today 💦 And I need you to ejaculate

I love her beauty, I'd fuck her in the ass, wouldn't you?

Tender sex with titty-fucking, that's how I eliminated the risk of getting knocked up 😏