Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

My pregnant wife doesn't need a creampie, so I come wherever I want

I already poked my dick - I liked it, now I can fuck it, too

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Lucky friend - he hears my moans and immediately comes running with a hard-on

I know it's your first time - I'll cum in your ass and it'll feel better

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Why are you surprised? At my school, everyone takes their exams through bed

Just fell asleep, and my son is climbing up again - put it in already, but shh 🤫

Daughter, don't close your eyes, but learn - stick your fingers in and cum

"Holy shit," said the courier... And fucked another man's wife in the ass

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Wow, is that sister giving her mom a squirt? We should take it off and flush it!

A finger in my ass made me cum, so what happens when I put my penis in there?

What's wrong with your face, honey? It's sperm in your throat, you're not the only one who has to cum