Fucked his sister before her first date so she wouldn't be nervous

I'm so fucked up at work, I want to take a bath and my dick

He had to work and she had to get laid, so she had to help

Gave my girlfriend a vibrator — she's never come so fast!

Another morning with a girlfriend who always wants to fuck

Gave it to a guy for his birthday sis — he loved it!

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

- Would you like to suck my dick? - I'll suck your dick and I'll trick you into having sex, bro

In general, I don't cheat on my husband — but how can a neighbor in the elevator not suck his dick?

Oh, I'm so fucking hot! Hey you, around the corner, come here, you're gonna fuck me

Less than a minute? Be sure to write in the comments that you can do it longer

"You think fingers are enough for me? No, I want a hard cock."

Brother, while you're playing on the Xbox, I've already fucked all your friends

So that's how poor college girls pay for rent

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!

"The deeper you take in your mouth, the faster you get a new iPhone."

A young wife tries to get the attention of her nerdy husband

I call her a bitch, and she endures slaps and wrings her legs in orgasm