Dad, look what's wrong with my pee. Maybe lick it and it'll go away

Kohl, are you blackmailing me again? I'll sit on my dick, but not a word to my mother

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Isn't that my sister? I'll blackmail her, she won't get away with jerking off

Brother, I won't suck your dick even for New Year's Eve, don't even talk me into it

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

Oh, you're such a fool! You drank your father's Viagra, and I have to suck again, don't I?

Are you out of your fucking mind? I'll show you the deposit and the dick in your throat

Thought mom was just going to suck it again, but she showed me how to pee 😯

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Wait, who's going to pay? - So I took a ride, but on my dick

Why are you surprised? At my school, everyone takes their exams through bed

Just fell asleep, and my son is climbing up again - put it in already, but shh 🤫

Wow, is that sister giving her mom a squirt? We should take it off and flush it!

Honey, I'll fuck a stranger for you just to get you off

What did you do at work that you had to come in here and sell your ass for anal?

I'll comfort you now with my mouth and jerk off, but remember, not a word to your father

Wow, you shouldn't be cleaning in that uniform, you should be sitting on my dick

Everyone gets an A in this teacher's class, but I didn't know it was like this

Okay, I'll buy the $300 piece of shit, but don't forget the blowjob as a gift

Oh yes, sis, the New Year's gift was really "fucked up"