I wasn't going to cum in you, but oops - now you're a mom-to-be!

So I came inside you, so what? They'll give you equity, look for the upside!

You should fuck your ex so that he comes so hard that he realizes who he's lost

You fuck me and I'll suck a dildo. Imagine me sucking your friend

Mortgage helps - whoosh, and the neighbor below me cums!

She's so good 😍 I both fucked her publicly and titfucked her

I'll give it to him, I need it! He's got almost a million in Hamster Kombat 🐹

Courier, let's make a deal. No cash, take MEN for the pizza

She was on her knees, even licked my dick - when will I cum?

Look at her cums - and I haven't even put it in her yet 🤤

I invited her over and she got naked 😳 Fucked her, she has a nice body

I thought she would come from her fingers, but she only wants a big dick

Don't worry, I didn't cum on my face - oops, all the cum on my hair 😱

You're a sex addict, and so am I - fuck me, bro, we're alike in that way

I should've married this one, she's got bigger tits and ready to suckle

We are so hospitable in Russia, a foreigner wants cock - here, suck my dick

Hottie with very small tits sold for a lot of money

A friend spotted me masturbating in the bathroom and was already embarrassed to say no

Tired of fucking with a rubber dick? Here's a real one

- Would you like to suck my dick? - I'll suck your dick and I'll trick you into having sex, bro

Jerk off to a sleeping woman, she'll sit on your dick when she wakes up (but that's not certain)

Made a babe swallow cock to distract from a boring book

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!

"The Squid Game" is too hard — I lost and was screwed