The baby was sleeping so nicely, but I had to wake her up because of her boner

You suck well — now take off your panties and get on your dick

I wanted to jerk off, and the friend girl, out of habit, saw the cock and took it in her mouth

It's still three weeks until New Year's Eve, but we've already started fucking under the tree

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

I'll give it to a debt collector and he'll forgive me all my debts (well, he hasn't)

Honey, look into your eyes when you suck your dick, and don't forget your balls

Gave my girlfriend a vibrator — she's never come so fast!

Honey, I'm stuck here and I need help — give my dick a push

Bringing a Russian girlfriend to orgasm while she's hanging out on the phone