I ran out of money — I went to my neighbor's house and had sex with him for food

"Picked daisies? Jump up on your dick while no one's around!"

"Sister, I'll let you play PS4, but eat my cum first."

My brother found a vibrator on my student sister and demanded an explanation

Helped a naked stranger home, and she called for a visit

Risked her reputation and sucked her dick for a ride home

Why take flu medicine when your sister can treat it with her body?

He called a stranger a "nipple," and she was not offended — the pickup was a success

He wants the wi-fi password for nothing. What am I, stupid? blowjob first

The waitress didn't leave a tip — had to fuck for her change

Declared a week of blowjobs, because she won't have sex these days either

Are you sure you want to be an actress? So give it up to an agent, don't be a wreck

Honey, the car is fucked, but at least we're going to go and get laid

You're still fucking your boyfriend, but have you thought about your brother?

Studying is boring, but if I show my tits I'll be on my dick

Dumped a guy — don't be sad, suck a dick in the entryway and you'll feel better

She's like, "I'm gonna cum!" — And the man doesn't care, he takes it out and comes himself

My sister took my dick to learn how to give a blowjob, but she wouldn't let me watch

Make her guilty and then offer to make it up to her — it works

Honey, you have to squat on your dick to make your butt round — ready?

Fuck faster and deeper before the cuckold comes and chases you away

This is blackmail! You can't fuck a guy, but you can fuck your brother for keeping quiet?

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

Is that a dick? That wasn't the deal, but stick it in again