She lies there in her beautiful lingerie, and I have a hard-on? That won't do

Without a condom, I only put it in my pussy, judging by my anus, I get fucked in my ass

I could barely get it out in time - risky 😨 Lick the sperm off and there was nothing there

I noticed my sweetheart was on Tinder and I fucked her for it

If you don't want to make breakfast, you get plenty of sperm in your eyes

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm