Took his dick out of his pants and distracted his Russian girlfriend from playing the PlayStation

Honey, can I finish the news? — No, I can't take it anymore!

Which one of us is the loser? I only enjoy being fucked

"The Squid Game" is too hard — I lost and was screwed

Honey, look into your eyes when you suck your dick, and don't forget your balls

This bitch thinks a blowjob is more important than a VP — OG Dota 2 match

If you don't want to make breakfast, you get plenty of sperm in your eyes

I tried, I gave her a mouthful of sperm, and she spit it all out

Ignoring your boner? I'm going to cum, don't choke on it