You don't need coffee in the morning, but a penis in bed and sperm in your mouth to cheer you up

Where are you spitting it out? Hurry up and lick it off or I'll kick you out of the house

He just took his wife off someone else's dick and he's already sticking his own in her

Why are you sticking me with this contract? I'm going to stick my dick in you first

At 19, your pussy should be wider by now, and your dick can barely fit

It's not good, period! Got sperm for breakfast and a burger in the fuckin' face

He asks: "Not on the panties" — too late, they're already in sperm

She got stuck, called her friend, and then (just like in a porno) she gave him

He offered to play adult games - and put the naive one on his dick

I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

I get off on rimming, or he'll lick my dick and stick it up my ass

I'm fucked myself - the first date, and she takes off her panties and asks for more

Fucking repair costs, it's easier for me to pay for it with a squirt

Why the fuck did you tear my tights? Fuck me now, I can't go home

You jerk off, you want cum on your face. Get on your dick and fuck till you cum

When you do cunnilingus, don't forget about the ass, it's nice ☺️

While my drunken husband was fast asleep, my lover fucked me right on top of him

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

No fmf? So I'll share the guy's dick. We'll suck his dick and he'll fuck you

Now that you've shown your face, why don't you give it to me in the ass?

You're fucking jerking me off, bro - just ask for it and fuck me

I'm gonna fuck because I want to, not because my brother's blackmailing me!

That's a twist - she took off her own condom and let me cum in her mouth

He showed her his dick and she said fuck it. I liked it at first sight