I'm sick of jerking off, I'm gonna teach my friend how to fuck, because he's still a virgin

You fuck with a condom, you come without one, you get the cum inside

I give her a blowjob, and she'll totally rock her face off, you bet?

Oops, my condom ripped, but I promise, no one gets knocked up the first time

Oh, husband, you'd know how much I'm looking forward to you - but I do give a doggystyle friend

Fucking and I couldn't get enough of it - I put my dick in her when I cum 🫣

Whoever I live with, I get tits and cums. I know the dorm laws

You want compensation, well, I can offer to penetrate me

Her boyfriend is asleep and she went to the neighbor's house to get sperm! What's she doing? 🤯

I got a hard-on because I got a hard-on for your tits 🍆 Shall we fuck? 😏

You're in my friendzone, it's embarrassing. Let me suck you a little bit

Husband as always 😰 Won't let me go to work until he's done in me

Decided to hit it off and it worked - she sucks and I cum 😉

The student has my cum on her face and a grade on her transcript, all clear 👍

A friend's wife is asleep after a party. I hope she likes sex in her sleep

If a guy wants a threesome and doesn't have a girlfriend, I'll let him fuck HER

She fucked a guy right on the doorstep — it's obvious that she didn't cheat

Why are you here so early? I didn't even have time to rub it in

What the hell - she offered to give me a massage, and her orgasms

Never had sex? This needs to be fixed now, sister

You've got spring aspermataminosis. Suck a dick, you'll get better

Student beauty called a friend to help with homework and paid her back with sex

Came home early and the wife and her friend are rolling around in bed

Stuck under the bed and, of course, my brother couldn't get past