Brother, while you're playing on the Xbox, I've already fucked all your friends

I'm so tired of not getting hit on by a guy that I'm going to take the initiative myself

First solve the boner problem in my pants, then go for a walk

Woke up with a hard-on — good thing my sweetheart hasn't left for school yet

The neighbor turns out to be a porn star and doesn't mind having sex with me

Why should we drink tea when we can have anal sex?

My girlfriend is always ready to fuck — it's a sin not to take advantage of that

I hurt my beloved by ignoring him, but I found a way to make it up to him

Didn't let me sleep on my day off, but at least I knew how to suck my dick

Picked up a blonde in Tinder — she sucked me off in the hallway

Lucky walk in the dorm — spotted a hottie with her hand in her panties

Started the new year 2021 with a batch of fresh sperm right in her pussy

Tired and allowed only to stroke her pussy, but the guy broke up

Not enough attention for a girl — had to put away my laptop and pull out my dick

I ordered a pizza and already spent the money in kind

She broke up with a boyfriend to finally seduce her roommate

"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

"Did I bring you to the roof? You did. Now suck my dick for it, baby."

"He'll give it to her anyway," he thought, and went to his ex-girlfriend's

"Oh, you're up and breakfast isn't ready yet. How about a blowjob?"

The best mornings always start with a cream puff in that sweet pussy

He loves that ass so much that he's ready to cum on it twice a day

Tired of doing yoga — tricked and seduced a stranger for a fuck

Invited a friend to watch a movie together, but she quickly got bored