The guy's not home, I'm horny, my friend has a boner, the cards have been dealt, I'm fucking

A penis will fit in here for sure, I tell you! There'll even be room for a creampie

Dude, a blowjob is not a blowjob! And I'm not gonna spill my sperm

So what if you have a dick, brother, put it in. I'm already jerking off

"How about I blow you right there?" - I didn't take her to the park for nothing

I went to my neighbor's house for dick... I mean tea! Get to know each other 😏

Wait, I'm going to take the condom off, or the sperm won't get in

Until I fuck you, we won't go to the beach - I'll cum on your face, you'll wash it off in the sea

The bitch was leaking and pissed, she wanted cum - she got a cum on her tits

I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

If I tell a cab driver I'm not wearing panties, he'll fuck me and forget about the money

Chief, how am I supposed to work now if I'm leaking sperm?

Sister, you're a giver - what difference does it make whether you suck your brother or your friend

I'm giving a normal massage, it's my hand that slipped there

I woke up moaning, and it was my mother masturbating - how can I not help it?

Oh, my sister was just asking for a massage, how did I get my dick in her?

Fill me with sperm so that I scream from the risk of getting high

She showed me her ass, spread her legs, and I knew I wasn't late for anything

You didn't fuck up your vacation if you fucked a pretty girl like that with your dick

Hey, did you come already? If you are, I'll sit on your face

I handcuffed her so she wouldn't move while I was fucking her

Don't look at me like that, you've come so many times, now it's my turn

Performs marital duties, whether she wants to or not

"I'll just watch!" — You've had your eye on the pussy, now you can get it in