You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

Her sister got dumped by her boyfriend, so she got up from not getting laid

She was in pain and begging to be fucked — I dropped everything to twist her on his dick

So much arguing about where to cum, and in the end the sperm is even on my butt

Are you here to retake your exam? Come in, let me see what's under your skirt

You can't surprise anyone with a pussy anymore — I'll give it to him in the anus and he'll go fuck himself

Husband is drunk asleep next to me, so I have to suck his dildo while the courier fucks

I'm not your hackles, so don't break down and spread your legs, sister

You want to piss off your ex? So don't be shy and show your pussy

What are you sitting around for? Put the phone down and take your dick in your mouth

You can't go home because your parents are there, but you can also give a blowjob in the entryway

Neighbor, are your pipes okay? Can I check it myself?

The stranger clearly has a low blow — she is ready to give it to the first man she meets

You can't spank your wife, you can't put your finger up her ass... I'll call a whore

The chief woman doesn't know a thing, so she swallows the dicks of her subordinates

My husband didn't leave any money, but he called the handyman — I'll pay with my body

"Here's the money, take your clothes off. Just keep in mind, I want to go without a condom."

Declared a week of blowjobs, because she won't have sex these days either

Hush, don't yell so loud — the neighbors will think I'm hitting you

You're home from work? Get your dick out quick, I want to suck it

We'll fuck on the balcony and I don't care what the neighbors think

The courier from Dodo Pizza stepped in and accepted payment from a member

Wife, what the hell? I bring you to the mall and you're in the car jerking off

I've long wanted someone to stick it in me while I masturbate