I poured the secretary a whiskey, because she was too unapproachable

You made me angry — I bent my stepmother over too long

Relax and have fun — this babe knows where to lick

Told the hottie I wouldn't cum inside, but still I stayed inside her

"I'm going to untie your hands and you're going to lick my ass, do you fucking understand me?"

"I love it when there are a lot of secretaries — one gets bored, I put another one on."

Luxury Mur will lie down in any position for me to fuck her pussy deeper

She drank a stronger cocktail to make it easier to pay for it

Daughter, that's not how you masturbate. I'm going to teach you everything

My car isn't broken, I just need to get laid

Woke me up at dawn to spank and punish me with rough sex

Sister, is that sperm on your face? Tell me who you sucked

"Wow, you want me to fuck you in the ass? I'd love to."

I took a dick in my mouth, but I couldn't tear myself away from the game

Hush, don't yell so loud — the neighbors will think I'm hitting you

This is what happens when your maid is the Shinaryen

Give me your black dicks, but don't tear my ass up too much

Such a tight ass needs preparation before anal — I'll insert a finger

Lied to her boyfriend about spending the night at her friend's house while she was out partying

"Fuck, that's fucking great" — my wife is happy, and I just licked my pussy

Who fixes a young neighbor's couch, puts it in her mouth

She asked to be fucked like the last whore — wish granted

The hitchhiker doesn't understand hints of sex, I'll lick his dick. Is that understood?

Husband, you're fucking with your guitar — fuck me better, I'm better