Don't be embarrassed, but get your dick out — sudden sex on the 1st date

You think you show me your pussy and I'm ready to give it to you in my mouth? Basically, yeah

Wait till you give me a ticket — look at my boobs

Used to mfm — sucks her husband and doesn't let her friend's dick out of her hand

You asked me out, gave me tea, and now you can fuck me for all you're worth

Sister, you can't climb on my bed, only on my cock. Got it?

What a rude girl! She's lying there with her narrow pussy and won't let me have it

Brother, do you use mom's panties to jerk off your dick? Fuck me, no one's home

Squirted for the first time — now they'll definitely call me on a second date

She gave up cheating and fmf, just so he wouldn't ask for anal again

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

Fucked to give me an orgasm, and he came twice himself

Honey, come on, get it in — my pussy's already flowing

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

"Mom, help me out" — I drank Dad's Viagra and need to get laid right away

Patient, what are you standing there for, take off your pants — I'll jerk you off and make you feel better

Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

Taking your asshole sister to the sea for love? Well, except for her ass

Son, why are your hands on my tits? Don't be cheeky, or I won't sit on my dick

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already