Yeah, I got a boob job 🍒 I have the right! And you don't judge, you fuck it

Don't you think that's a bit much? in the toilet humiliated and fucked in a threesome

Honey, it's your first anal 🥵 I called a friend for backup

You gave me a boner, sister 😰 You gave me the creampie

Me and the negro were satisfying the Asian girl, she wanted to be fucked by two men

You take me out on a date, I'll give you - you up for that, bro?

1 sex = 1 knockup 🥲 I trusted him with my virginity and he came inside her

I wanted to learn how to put on a condom, and he taught me how to fuck, too

Yeah, I give patients blowjobs! How did you think I got into med school?

Put on a condom just like my dad taught me, except my stepmom has my end in her 😳

Fucking girlfriends is fun! They lick each other, and you put it in them

My wife doesn't give me that kind of jerk-off massage. Thanks, I'll come again!

Do you think she's knocked up yet? After all, she's got my sperm in her 🤯

You know, bro, I'm saving the kiss for the guy 😶 And you can put it in the ass

A little more and it would have been anal 🍑 But I fucked her and cums

Woke up and she was cums on my dick 😳 Wouldn't that fuck you up?

Oh, I shouldn't have come inside - she'll have to give birth to me 🤯

I went in for a massage and she gave me a blowjob! What am I gonna tell my wife now?

Are you going on a date? Go ahead. but with my sperm inside you

Boss, get undressed, I want you! And I won't leave you without a smack!

What can you do, my wife's a cums when I fuck her with my friends

You've got five dicks and I'm one 😱 You're taking turns fucking ass, right?

How can you not change it when my wife's sister is squirting on my dick 💦

So this is how my beloved waits for me! 😱 She's already being fucked by a friend