Don't tell me how to jerk off, or do you think you're my first?

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

Honey, you're acting like a whore — it's been a long time since I fucked you, I guess

I just had time to scream and get the fuck out of rudeness, but I asked for more

Daddy, don't be sick, you can even stick your dick in me if it helps

Culinary blogging turned into porn when I pulled the bitch's tights down

What a bitch — she kicks you in the balls and then teases you and doesn't let you cum

Let daddy in your chubby pussy — it's not the first time we've fucked

What a bitch — she went and hinted at anal, but she never gave it to me in the ass

Dropped the towel in front of the delivery man. I hope he takes the hint and fucks

Took an 18-year-old college girl to the mat, but ended up with a creampie

The tutor asked me to undress, "Do I take my panties off too?"

The instructor saw my airbags and immediately gave me my license

Seduced an ex for a porn shoot and leaked it — that's why she's an ex

When is my brother going to realize that I'm not just rubbing his dick for no reason?

Rimming, cunnilingus, fucking and cum on their faces — swapping wives as much as they could

We almost became lesbians, but we remembered that there are guys at sex parties

I signed the documents, now I can get into the secretary's pussy

Don't fight it like that — you're my maid, so set your pussy up

Neighbor, what's all the fuss about? My pipes don't leak, check for yourself

Brother, stop thinking for a girl — I have a better body and in the anal I give

Hey, I'm in the middle of a live show with the fans and you're fucking me

You know what to do — lick your balls and get more sperm

Ay, guys, take it easy — my Asian pussy is narrow for big dicks